Boy Baby

As the pregnancy clock ticks closer to December 17th, I have been having more dreams about Hammie. You would think that I would dream about a baby boy, but instead I am dreaming about a boy baby. Yes, you read it, 'Boy Baby'. Whenever Hammie is in my dream he has miraculously aged three to five years the second he is out in this world. And is not like he is going 'goo goo - ga ga'. He is like 'Hi, where is my breakfast?' Or 'Oh, hello, I am so and so and I was just born.'

What does this mean? I really don't know. It could mean a bunch of things. Maybe it means that I want to Hammie to grow up to five as quickly as possible. That way, I will not have to change stinky diapers or be peed on or miss out on sleep. Or it could just mean that I need more sleep.

Keep dreaming.